Comment by Caela Anne Provost on March 17, 2015 at 11:24am

"Irish Journey" -By: Caela Provost

There once lived a woman from "Mass",

Who crossed the sea for a Master's class.

Limerick bequeathed her degree,

She found work at UCC,

Though, of course, she still cheers for "The Pats"!

Comment by Brendan Hamilton on March 17, 2015 at 4:09pm

The New York Mutt

Sure, my Paddy credentials seem plastic,

For the blood of a Yankee's elastic.

I'm a Swedish McScot,

More Italian than not,

But 100% I'm sarcastic.

Comment by Michael Henry Carroll on March 18, 2015 at 9:07am

There once was a woman named Hill

And yes, she was married to Bill

She kept her own phone

Used a server from home

Now her chances of running are nil

Comment by margaret campbell on March 19, 2015 at 9:07am

  There once was a man named Terry Mcgraw 

  He had so much dandruff he scratched his head raw

  He tried every cure

  But couldn't endure

  Last I heard he had scratched with a buzz saw

Comment by Sherry Weaver Smith on March 20, 2016 at 12:13am

"Following Wildlife Preservation Advice" by Sherry Weaver Smith

A man cracked open the garden gate

So spring hedgehogs could find a mate.

A creature trekked a mile.

Hoglets brought a smile.

But the man's wife's toes met an ill fate. 

Comment by Gerry Regan on March 21, 2016 at 9:30am

Yikes! Do they make a delicious morsel for those creatures?

Comment by Sherry Weaver Smith on March 21, 2016 at 10:08am

The hedgehogs are spiky, and she accidentally steps on them--having no idea of her husband's efforts to broaden the population. Or that is what I'm imagining. 

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